Hospital Parking Lot (w/ Patti Harrison, Shulie Cowen, Chad Westbrook, Ify Nwadiwe)
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2018
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins cries tears of joy as he welcomes everyone back to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is comedian/writer/actor Patti Harrison! Patti chats about which neighborhood she would be in Los Angeles and New York, why she hasn’t been to the dentist in 14 years, and the TV series Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. Then, they are joined by improvisers Shulie Cowen, Chad Westbrook, and Ify Nwadiwe, to improvise a story set in a Hospital Parking Lot. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!This episode is brought to you by The Jim Jeffries Show Podcast and Leesa ( www.leesa.com/PFT code: PFT).
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| 0:00.0 | Ah, yeah! |
| 0:05.0 | We're doing it! |
| 0:08.0 | We're back again! We made it, everybody! |
| 0:13.0 | I'm crying because I'm happy! |
| 0:31.3 | I wish that when you cried tears of joy, you made the same noises that you do when you cried tears of sorrow. |
| 0:34.7 | And then you would have to keep clarifying. |
| 0:36.1 | I'm happy. |
| 0:40.5 | Why do I wish that? |
| 0:42.0 | You know why? |
| 0:43.9 | I wish for unlimited wishes. |
| 0:46.2 | You stupid genie! |
| 0:52.7 | Now I'm just wishing any old shit. |
| 0:57.4 | I wish I had a paper bag in my hand. |
| 0:58.3 | I could blow it and pop it. |
| 0:59.6 | Boom. |
| 1:00.8 | Another wish. |
| 1:03.3 | I don't even have to care about. |
| 1:06.8 | I wish my... For a while, I was wishing my dishes clean every night |
| 1:11.0 | so I don't have to wash them |
| 1:13.1 | I was like I wish my food would just float in the air and floating in my mouth |
| 1:17.3 | boing |
| 1:19.3 | I wish that boing was the thing people said is it a boom |
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