Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Tasted Taylor. It's Monday, and we're in studio, and

like Matt, Pat leave is basically over. We're almost done. Coming back in full daily force in March. So we decided to have on my number one arch enemy, Andrew Cullen. Hey, boy, hey. What's up, girl? What's up? You look. Crazy. Terrible. Yeah, horrible. Dude, I was, like like literally up all night long with Bow. She's being such a bitch. Yeah. She has no consideration for the fact that I have to work. And I literally was like, do you like toys? Now, granted. Do you like diapers? We're recording. Let the people know. Do you like diapers? It's 2.15 p.m. So what?

Wait, no, I really, I have something to say to you.

What, you had something to do this morning?

I, no.

Yes, be a parent.

I don't, I can't be your friend unless you have a child because you, no, because you, listen,

this is what happened.

If you were an empathetic king, we'd be fine.

But you're literally incapable of understanding the plight of a father.

And I, you need to either get with the times and tap into your empathy and believe me,

or you need to get bred and knocked up and have a baby.

So that way we can be, you can go through this with me and knocked up and have a baby so that way we can be you can go through

this with me andrew i have two cats that does not count have you ever been woken up by two cats

in the morning they actually they're cats are like this as opposed to a baby that just cries

and you know exactly what's happening a A cat is a... Oh my God.

What?

They're very similar.

They are...

They're not... You can leave cats for the weekends. You're not the genetics. I can't even pee. It's not even your genetics. It doesn't matter. It's not your blood. It doesn't matter. I have more blood with my cat than you do with your kids. First of all, even more of a sacrifice because I'm not biologically programmed to...

Care about this thing?

Yes.

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