Horseless Miscarriage of Justice

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2013

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Gearhead Abraham brings the case against his sister Sonja: why won't she take his advice when buying a car?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.3	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.3	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorne.
0:43.1	This week, horseless miscarriage of justice.
0:47.8	Abraham brings the case against his sister, Sonya.
0:50.6	Abraham is an automotive enthusiast, so Sonya enlisted his help with the purchase of a new
0:55.0	car.
0:56.0	Abraham suggested a manual transmission car would be best suited to her needs and wants
1:00.2	to teach her to drive it.
1:01.8	Sonya now wants to back away from the deal.
1:04.3	Can Judge John Hodgman maneuver his way through this dispute?
1:07.9	Only one man can decide.
1:09.7	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:13.9	Judge Hodgman, Judge Hodgman, go in faster miles an hour.
1:18.6	Don't drive past the stop and shop with the podcast on.
1:24.6	I'm in love with Massachusetts and the neon when it's cold outside and the highway when
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