Don't be looking down at your phone.

You're liable to get some horse hide upside your head.

It's the new baseball.

One more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

I heard about the new baseball rules.

Four strikes and you're out.

You've got to wear your glove on your hand, even in your bat.

Your fielding glove.

Pitcher walks three guys in a row.

He gets executed.

That's right.

It's bloody but entertaining.

Before we get to that, my son is going to play tackle football, it looks like.

And I was at a big meeting for it last night.

So something they do that I wish they had done when I was a kid.

I played one year of tackle football when I was in eighth grade.

And I got the bejesus beaten out of me.

I weighed 88 pounds as an eighth grader.

And most of the best players were their full grown adult size.

Because I knew them all the way through adulthood.

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