Look at you with your fancy pants job, sitting at your laptop all day, on your video meetings, saying things like,

let's circle back on this, or can you drill down on that, or deep dive.

You know what you are, don't you? You're entitled, that's what?

That's right.

Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care.

Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers.

Should have reached out to Spec Savers.

This is Paul Hawkesby and Andy Jacobs.

And welcome once again at the H&J Daily, some of the best bits of this afternoon's show.

Martin Cowan had an embarrassment of riches when it came to sport on TV.

So much sport, he hasn't.

He's never watched so much.

No.

Well, he's never watched any.

That's true.

No, but no, he was very good.

You'll hear from him.

We had a bit of a chat, covered some ground. And then we headed down to the West Country to speak to a man who was painted his house in club colours, which is not an issue

if you're, I don't know, a Tottenham

fan or maybe even a Chelsea fan.

There's quite a lot of production interference

during the interviews you're here. There was, yeah,

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