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Hi, everyone.

This is my first episode of Long-Wended with a guest, Brooke Schofield.

And she's so incredible.

I had went to go DM her because obviously I'm a huge canceled fan. Shout out. They're doing amazing. It's so incredible to see two women have so much

success in the podcast industry. They're selling out like huge theaters on their tour. So I was so excited to

see that she had already DM'd me on The Bachelor. Um, but she's literally the best. She's like

just as sweet and hilarious and fun in person. She's such a girl's girl and just everyone's

biggest cheerleader. So I think you guys are going to love

the episode and love Brooke. Oh my God. Brooke. Wait, do you have a name? Does this have a name?

Yeah, it's called Long Winded. Oh, that's so cute. Yeah. Thank you. You're my first guest,

which you know, we've been like talking for the last 20 minutes. a message sent from God. But I'm like, I never DM anyone. So I must have felt so passionate in that

moment. Yeah. Well, and I'm like when people DM me especially, because I was like an acquired

day. Like that early on, I'm like, oh, the ones that get it, get it. No, it was when you like stood up

for yourself at the end of The Bachelor. Yeah. I was like, I could simply never do that. I would have been like, please walk me out, please.

No, yeah.

Please.

No, I was like, too vodka oranges deep and just like really feeling myself.

Can you really drink, like, on the show?

Like, can you get, like, drunk?

Yeah.

I mean, there is like whatever.

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