Horse Meat with Zoe Bee

Shut up a Second

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.
0:05.0	Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm here. My name's Cass. He's here. His name's Hayden.
0:13.0	Yeah, you sounds it up really nicely. I feel like I don't need to add anything to that. Oh, thank you. And she's here. Her name's Zoe. My name's Zoe. And today we're talking horse meat.
0:22.9	Horse meat.
0:23.8	Horse meat.
0:24.9	Horse meat.
0:26.7	Horse meat.
0:26.7	Horse meat.
0:26.7	Yeah, so you dropped the bombshell on us about one second before recording. It was that you said you'd eaten horse meat in France? Yeah, I had horse meat. I had a horse burger. A horse burger? Yeah. Same all. I took, I did, all right, so I wasn't like, I'm going to order a horse burger. I'm pretty sure my dad and my brother ordered a horse burger. and I took a bite of the horse burger, and it tasted fine.
0:55.7	That's so exciting to me. That's, yeah. I'm about to go to Vietnam, man, I'm going to eat so much fucking horse. Oh, yes. So much. It's got to be great. My brother tells the story of when he lived in Cambodia where he's pretty sure he ate dog. Yeah. Was it good? Apparently it's fucking delicious.
1:10.1	Oh, no.
1:11.3	It's the soul that makes it taste good.
1:13.8	It's the fact that they have human emotion. dog. Yeah. Was it good? Apparently it's fucking delicious. Oh, no.
1:44.8	It's the soul that makes it taste good. It's the fact they have human emotions. The intelligence of a three-year-old. That's why bacon's so good, right? That's true. Yeah, pigs are smart. Well, okay. So I think horses are really intelligent and they scare me. But I was speaking to someone who was a horse person the other day and they were like, horses are so stupid. Yeah, they're dumb. Just pretty a cows. No, cows are so beautiful. Why are you okay to eat a cow then? I'm okay to eat a horse as well. Okay, good. I'm okay to eat all of it. All right, nice. Give me every animal.
2:00.8	I don't care. One of each place. I'm Noah's Ark in my belly. Two of every kind. Two of every kind, please. Do you reckon, okay, does horse taste different to cow? I thought it, I think in a burger situation, it tasted the same. Yeah. Burger time tastes like a grill. with oil and whatever.
2:03.2	I think in a burger situation, it was fine.
2:00.8	It wasn't like... it tasted the same. Yeah. But at burger time tastes like a grill. Because you fried a shit out of it with oil and whatever.
2:03.2	Yeah. I think in a burger situation, it was fine.
2:08.8	It wasn't like, oh my God, it's the most crazy flavor in the world.
2:13.6	You know, sometimes you'll eat like a, I don't want to use the word exotic, but like a different meat.
2:14.0	Yeah.
2:14.8	You could say exotic.
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