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Therapy Gecko

HORROR STORIES FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you. Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father. You are all invited to my bar mitzvah. I am a gecko.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey folks it's Lyle. Before we get into the episode I wanted to talk to you guys about a new thing I'm doing

0:05.3

where you can help support my lizard endeavors by becoming a premium member of this

0:15.0

premium member of this podcast over at therapy gecko dot com

0:16.0

premium members or geck legends as I call them will be able to get every new and existing episode of Therapy Gecko completely ad free.

0:25.2

He'll also get a bonus podcast episode once a month, a bonus live show episode once a month

0:30.6

from all of the live shows I've been doing around the world.

0:33.7

A member's only live stream once a month.

0:36.2

Plus, you'll also support my ability to continue hopefully doing this podcast for a long time,

0:41.7

doing it around the world, and also supporting my ability to

0:45.5

occasionally go eat a slice of pizza. Go to therapy gecko. supercast. com or find the link in the episode

0:54.4

description to become a geck legend today. All right let's get into the

0:59.5

episode. Hello? Oh man it's wild How the heck are you doing my guy?

1:05.0

Oh, man, I'm doing all right. How are you doing, Ray?

1:08.0

Oh, I'm chilling.

1:10.0

Uh, yeah, man, uh, so what's up, Lyle? What do we want to talk about?

1:13.6

Says that you wanted to call in to talk about working at Chuck E. Cheese?

1:19.9

Yes, okay. So I have, I have plenty of stories of working there, but I'll start with the grossest one first because I feel like that one will be fun.

1:30.0

So, like I'm pretty small. I'm like five foot four like Shur Kings United by the way. So very tiny and when you're small at Chuck E. Cheese is like you are you're very like usable so like to get into the sky tubes

1:46.1

There's not many people that can fit up there right like you you have to be a certain height in order to crawl up there and like have space to move and stuff.

1:55.4

And so it was typically my job to clean it when the time came, which was terrible.

2:01.4

I'll let you know that right away. But this particular which was a terrible,

2:03.0

but this particular day was a day out of hell.

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