Horror Movie Review! Troll 2 (1990)
Hometown Ghost Stories
Hometown Ghost Stories
4.7 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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This week we review the greatest worst movie of all time... TROLL 2. A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.Become a supporter on Patreon!
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| 0:00.0 | Being evil queen has never been so fun. |
| 0:03.0 | And I am willing to do anything. |
| 0:05.9 | We will soon be at war. |
| 0:07.7 | You will have to take a side. |
| 0:09.0 | War with the Protestants. |
| 0:10.3 | What fun. |
| 0:11.5 | A war with the Catholics. |
| 0:12.9 | None of us are safe. |
| 0:14.4 | Feels good to be bad. |
| 0:16.0 | The Serpent Queen on Channel 4. |
| 0:18.5 | Stream now. |
| 0:51.3 | The Surpent Queen. Queen on Channel 4. Stream now. Welcome in everybody to a very to a very special, not in the sense of when we're airing this, |
| 0:57.0 | because it's kind of airing normally, but this is a special movie review. |
| 1:01.5 | Because finally, after years and years of me waiting to do this movie, |
| 1:07.4 | we are reviewing Troll 2 from 1990, which got real weird, because I didn't realize they just released Troll 2 on Netflix, like a whole different one. We'll talk about it. None of us were dumb enough to fall for that, though. Yeah, well, right. I'm your host, Rob Coakley, joined as always by Dave Wilkins. |
| 1:28.8 | None of us were dumb enough to fall for that. |
| 1:31.6 | No, not at all. |
| 1:34.2 | And Jesse Wilkins. |
| 1:36.2 | Hello, sirs. |
| 1:37.4 | And again, we are reviewing Troll 2. |
| 1:39.6 | I've been waiting to share this movie with you guys and we're finally doing it. |
| 1:44.8 | I can't wait to hear what your thoughts on it were. |
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