Horny Suika: Wet Watermelon - A Boner Cramps Special (Ft. Andrew Levins)
Thumb Cramps
Sanspants Radio
4.9 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
This week on Thumb Cramps, Levcember continues with a brand new entry in the fan favourite series Boner Cramps where they’re joined by Andrew Levins to look at Horny Suika: Wet Watermelon and no other games. It’s nice to finally have a game developed for true gamers. If you’re reading this, be sure to hit up Thumb Cramps on instagram because we do NOT have a good feeling about how much the algorithm is going to like a grid post about porno games.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. |
| 0:07.0 | All right. So today we're going to be tasting ham. |
| 0:10.9 | Let's give... |
| 0:12.0 | Lev Samba. |
| 0:13.0 | Hi, this is Apple D-Ap from the Black Eyed Peas, and welcome to Lev Samba. |
| 0:21.6 | You're listening to Thumbcrams, a show for those whose thumbs are cracr cramping. |
| 0:31.1 | Hey listeners, just before we get to today's Bona Cramps, just a quick announcement slash reminder that Thumbcrams is performing live |
| 0:39.7 | in Sydney on the 16th of April. I'm not going to give you this reminder every single week, |
| 0:44.7 | but tickets have now sold more than 50%. Way faster than I expected. So just a reminder, |
| 0:50.1 | if you are thinking of coming to the show, your best bet is to buy tickets soon because it looks like it will sell out. |
| 0:56.2 | It's still five months away and people are buying |
| 0:58.0 | tickets like crazy, which I respect. |
| 1:00.2 | Thank you, gamers. The link to buy the tickets |
| 1:02.1 | will be in the show notes. |
| 1:03.9 | And please enjoy this normal episode. |
| 1:06.9 | What's up, gamers? |
| 1:08.2 | And welcome to this week's episode |
| 1:10.7 | of thumb cramps. Nay, boner cramps. Showing! Shawing! It's not a show for those whose boners are cramping? Yeah, well, it is. Oh, it is. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah. It's a, I guess, horny video game review podcast for everyone whose boners are cramping. I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. And as it is the second week of Lev Sembaugh, it's time to introduce our guest of this week. It's Andrew Levins. Woo! Thanks so much to have me back during my month. Yeah, it feels so great to be here. And this is one that's not okay for schools, right? No, no, no, it's still safe for schools. It's still safe. Bonus is a part of school? How many bonuses did you get in school? Yeah. Okay? It's like the main place you get bonus. Quick question. How many bonuses did you pop in high school? Okay. Pop quiz. At least 10, you're actually. |
| 2:16.8 | I'm going to be counting for the entire episode and I'll let everyone know at the end. Okay, thank you. That's important. A reason to stick around. That's important. And this is a... Wait, what? You mean the episode in which we are reviewing a game called Horny Sweeker, wet watermelon? Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. |
| 2:19.4 | Will I be ticking that explicit box? |
| 2:20.1 | No. |
| 2:20.4 | No. |
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