Good evening, everybody.

It's Yannis Papis here attempting to make nothing fun, fun.

Nothing is fun in the news right now. It is pretty, uh, it's pretty dreary. It's

a little like Pat from S&L. Wawh, wah, wah, I want to hear about a kitten who who flies. Give me a dog sniffing another dog's butt and them going,

Hey, wow, we're in love. I need something. Give me some puppies. Can we just put puppies over pictures of the bombs? Just puppies. I want to see puppies and elephants snuggling together.

Animals that would otherwise not be friends or friends because humans feed them and make them docile and

basically castrate them from what their true nature is, which is domination and violence.

Which seems to be what the human species is all about these days because I look at

this plate and all I see is murder, death, racism, fraud, fun stuff.

So we're gonna get into the fun stuff, and let's be honest.

Those pictures of dogs and elephants snuggling,

they make you feel good for one sucket,

sucking, suckin, suck that second. But there's nothing to gossip

about and what do humans like the most? Gossip. So let's be a couple of Yentas. I apologize

to my Arab American fan base because Yentas, I apologize to my Arab American fan base. Because Yentas are typically

Jewish, right? They hook people up. Is it an old Yenta? It's a gossip. A gossiper. It's

got, it's a Yiddish word though, right? Yenta? Yeah, yeah

Yeah, because they gossip. Oh my god. Did you hear what Marty's doing? Marty became a dentist

And he started dating I started dating Amy Schuma from Long Island who according according to the New York Post, is a failed comic.

If she's a failed comic, give me all those millions, I'll take it.

Make a joke compilation of me for 20 minutes that seems,-unquote a little unoriginal and I'll

take it and I'm out of the business to open my diner called Papas' Palestine.

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