Horny dreams, zombie apocalypses and school parties

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.8 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

What do Tom’s dreams mean? How would we fare in a zombie apocalypse? Is Rom becoming a soft touch? And what scary film did Tom audition for? We discuss all of this, plus reminisce about how cool we weren’t in school - enjoy! Don’t forget to send in your questions to wolfowlpod@gmail.com for the chance to have them answered in an upcoming episode. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. 00:00 Intro 00:51 Rom’s hair (again) 01:55 Sleep gate and Tom’s master 07:21 Nancy singing 08:07 A level of horny 10:15 Zombie apocalypse 13:44 Accents16:01 - Clubbing 19:02 Romeesh and Rahmesh 20:28 Ashamed 21:33 Charlie’s day out, Lego and Gail’s 23:18 Rom’s parenting 26:02 School parties 32:45 The old memory road Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yo, things to stay the same for gangsters.
0:04.1	Welcome to the Wolf for now.
0:05.9	We're up in this bitch.
0:07.6	Yo, what about in a sprinter.
0:13.9	God, that was awful.
0:16.6	Hey, listen, like, subscribe.
0:18.9	We're on YouTube now.
0:20.3	The War for now. The Oph and out.
0:21.7	The podcast.
0:23.2	The podcast.
0:24.1	Podcast.
0:25.0	Podcast.
0:25.2	Podcast.
0:26.7	Podcast.
0:27.4	Podcast.
0:27.4	Good your listening gear around this, mate.
0:33.1	Yeah.
0:33.9	Yeah, what you want?
0:35.2	Beak or jaws, feathers or fur.
0:37.1	Sharp teeth or feet with floors. Whatever's prefer. Just kidding every word in his songs about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog. How are you? Very well, mate. Very well. Good. Good to see you. It's, you know what? I still don't like this haircut. The haircut is, the haircut's... Just before he started. It's a moot point now, mute point, right? Is it moot or mood? It depends what you're trying to say. It's like, it's like, it's like irrelevant because you, this isn't you now. You're an actor living through this character. And at some point, now I'm not. Now I'm not. Now I'm doing the fucking Wolf and our podcast. Yeah, I know, but you're still Because of a contractual obligation. Yeah, but it's a horrible thing to call our friendship. No, but I think once a play's done, I think I speak for everyone. Once this plays done, I can't wait to see the new Rommish. I was contemplating shaving everything off. Anyway, we've talked about this. Yeah, yeah. What I've dedicated my life to is revenge. A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel. They think they're better than us. Who do you think you are? I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong. She's punishing me. You destroyed my family. I will not rest until I've destroyed yours. A woman of substance on Channel 4, stream now. Anyway, tell me, on the last episode, we didn't really talk about you enough, I don't think. But then on the one before that, it was a big, a lot of Tom. Okay, well, let's have a bit more Tom now. Okay. How are you?
2:01.4	I'm good.
2:03.3	You've got nothing, have you?
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