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🗓️ 16 September 2021
⏱️ 85 minutes
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0:00.0 | Qmon, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for humans, |
0:11.9 | with Matt Besser. Based on the suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests |
0:18.0 | will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests, John Gabers, |
0:24.5 | and Betsy Starr. Welcome to Improv for humans with Matt Besser, John, Betsy, renowned |
0:34.7 | traveler Betsy. I know John has been traveling lately. I don't know if he considers himself |
0:40.4 | a traveler like I consider Betsy a traveler, but first John, you had to agree with me that |
0:47.3 | Betsy is a known traveler, right? She's a known doer of things. She does travel a fair bit, |
0:57.2 | but she is constantly, she's the person that everyone invites to do something. Yeah, like, |
1:02.9 | if you're doing something, you're like, we should invite Betsy because it'll make it a better |
1:07.2 | situation. And then so Betsy gets invited to so much shit and she says, as if you've ever seen her |
1:12.9 | UCB schedule back when it was open, she doesn't say no to many things. Oh man, this woman was performing |
1:21.9 | five nights a week. Yeah, we'll bid show us regular shows. Hey, Betsy, sorry, I'm not going |
1:36.4 | on your door late night. No, it's fine. It's fine. I was just starting to fall asleep. Yeah, I heard |
1:42.0 | that you're okay with that. I wouldn't have done it. I wouldn't have done anyone else, but you're |
1:46.1 | so go for it. Oh, yeah, sure. Cool, right? Yeah, I'm going to put a bronze. Oh, yeah. Okay. I |
1:55.6 | was just looking up at the ceiling. Yeah, I know. I know, but I feel that little while. Thank you. It's |
2:01.3 | popcorn. Feel like so. Let me okay, okay, I got one on. Okay. It was going on. It was going on. |
2:08.0 | Okay, as you know, Danielle and I are going on our honeymoon. Oh, great. Yeah, that's awesome. |
2:16.5 | Yeah, we're going to this really nice place that she's one more exciting. I am, but this really |
2:23.8 | private nice island in Iceland. What? Cool. This is a weird kind of tropical island in Iceland. |
2:34.2 | I've heard about it. There was a National Geographic article about it. Okay. Yeah. Do you |
2:39.6 | and come with us? Well, I mean, I've always wanted to see that. I have these weird waterfalls |
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