Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hi, I'm Haley Levant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where every single week we're giving our Mega Church a tiny family field.

We'd love to introduce you to members of our church, staff, and people from our community,

and I always find it to be a treat and a treasure.

And per yuge, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Gray Hops.

I'm tuning in to Praise Anatomy, Halley.

How are you?

Oh, my goodness.

I love Praise Anatomy.

That conjures a lot of good imagery for me because Gray's anatomy was a show

that, you know. Yeah, I know. Grace anatomy was, Hallie. It excited a lot of people, but that's the way

I feel about Jesus. Yeah, that's the whole point. That's why I said it. Yeah, it was a very exciting

thing for me. I'm, I'm sorry if I'm a little bit out of breath. I was doing my

steps out in the parking lot because we've been having this gorgeous fall weather. Oh, it's

been amazing. And I love fall anyway because it's it's harvest season, whatever that means.

We have so many awesome things happening around the church right now.

It's so great.

And of course, Halloween just happened.

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