I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life for the average person, Ari.

I don't know why anybody would listen to this.

I know I won't.

Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage. You're an awful person.

You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you? Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it?

It doesn't make any sense, Ari.

This is a horrible idea.

You're listening to, you're listening to Unlicensed, unlicensed, unlicensed therapy with Ari Minnis.

Like, I could keep a diet when I'm in the house by myself.

I could keep a diet when I'm around other people who have the diet.

But when I'm around a bunch of people eating junk, I go, I could break it this time.

Yeah.

I'm being social.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But I don't know. I decided not to, uh, I decided to do it on my own. And I told the guys, I was like, I was like, yeah, I'm going to eat like, I'm going to cut out carbs, blah, blah, blah, because I'd gain a couple pounds. Even though I ate it eat good. We're still going to places where there was nothing to eat.

And like a couple of nights, I ate like a calzone to myself.

And I ate pretty bad some of the nights.

Yeah.

And I was like, I'm going to eat no more carbs, blah, blah.

And then they were like, and then Frank's like, I'm down to do that too.

And then Duran's like, I'm down.

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