Good morning, Trish. What's happened to your little zoom face there?

Well, I think you can see that I'm about 20 years younger. Yes.

I want to kiss you. You want to get and look at my lovely smooth hands. Yes.

What is it, the Madonna, the Madonna filter? Is it? Well, it is.

I found a special filter on Zoom that makes you look really young.

And it's making me feel quite happy because I've been feeling a bit drab this week,

but you know, grey roots. What's been happening in your life? I wish I said lock down grey roots,

no hair cut, you know, that sort of thing. And I thought, drab, drab, drab, drab.

And now I am not drab. I'm quite pleased with my soft, silky smooth skin.

What about your pussy house that has she been this week?

Oh, Margot. I have to get in every time to find out about Margot.

Well, Margot's got her new name in the house because Neil, as you know,

dislikes her probably about as much as you do.

He's team Brydie, the Labrador. He's definitely her.

And they have a sort of not a love hate relationship, a hate relationship,

but he's now loving her. He's calling her the hunter killer.

Oh, what does she do? She drags you in an elk.

Oh, so thank you, Moose.

Crossing ones with a common sense. She amoused the size of my thumb.

So not my elk proportions, but he's so impressed with her killer instinct.

So now, finally, after 11 years, he's showing her a bit of attention.

It's quite strange. And what about pixel?

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