Horizon Zero Dawn

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Grab your Focus and jump in as Jake and Holden prepare for the release of Horizon Forbidden West by ziplining into the history of Horizon Zero Dawn and Guerrilla Games. Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	A roast as dark as the night.
0:03.0	Perfect for fueling the crypted research and mad ravings required for your podcasting.
0:08.7	Don't mind the red eyes.
0:10.2	He's just trying to warn you of the bridge.
0:13.0	The bridge!
0:14.0	Finally, from the caffeine-addled brains of Spring Hill Jack Coffee and last podcast on the left,
0:19.9	re-bring you, Mothman's Red Eye Blend.
0:22.6	Yes, delicious Panama beans.
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0:29.9	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:32.3	Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hello, Hello, it's me, giant fucking robot dinosaur, what's happening, everybody? We're talking about Horizon Zero Dod today. Anyways, anybody know where the weeds at? Ha, ha. I'm just getting here. Just a robot dinosaur, dude, robot dinosaur and stuff. I'm a bruiser and, uh, you know, surfing on a fucking machine gun. You know what I'm saying? How's it going, everybody?
1:12.6	And I'm a fucking saber-tooth tiger, but I'm also a robot.
1:19.3	You're not going to be alloy?
1:21.1	Oh, sorry, hold on.
1:23.3	And it's me, your brave female protagonist, Aloi.
1:27.4	I'm an orphan, an outcast, but I don't take no shit, especially when it comes to being a hunter. I grew up in a tribal society, but I know how to fend for myself. And if the matriarchs don't like it, well, they can kiss my cooch. There's nothing you're going to be able to do to me. I'm a giant freaking robot dinosaur.
1:44.7	What are you going to take me down? I'm huge. They're made out of metal. Hey, why are you looking at those dangly things on my back? Those aren't important. Those are fine. The glowing yellow things are not for you to shoot arrows out. Hey, hey, hey, put that bow down. Stop. Stop. Don don't shoot my danglies. Oh, no. Why am I stuck to the ground?
2:03.7	Why am I stuck to the ground, Lord? All right. Oh, okay. Look, there's a little, I'll just move towards you and eat you.
2:09.7	Oh, I'm electric now. I'm electric. We must have put a trap down. Welcome to our episode on Horizon Zero Dawn, as we are very excitedly approaching the release date of Horizon Forbidden West.
2:23.5	Is it out by the time this comes out?
2:25.1	Who knows at this point?
2:26.4	But I will probably be playing it.
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