Welcome to the Bob and Sherry Show with Bob.

Has survived 19 cancellations, two assassination attempts, and a pretty good ribbon by those South Park guys.

And Sherry.

I'm seeing as a Jessica Chastain type with a touch of Emma Stone, but with hats.

And now, broadcasting from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios, it bob and sherry oh happy thursday gateway to the weekend

everybody kicked it off righteously here at this house yes we did so um got up this morning and fed the

critters which used to be kevin's job and he can still manage it some, but it's tricky for him because, you know, he's on his crutches and blah, blah, blah. So I got up and fed the critters and took a shower. And when I got out of the shower, I saw that my phone, which was sitting on the bathroom counter, I saw that my husband had texted me.

That was unusual, what with him living in the house and in the next room.

So I look at the text and it's a photo.

And he said, I hope this is barf.

And I just want to say, let me just speak for, not just for all women, not just for all women.

I just want to speak for everyone.

Is there any better way to start your day?

I can't think of one.

And the lines.

I hope this is barf.

Well, you know, you're alive.

You're alive.

I'm drinking deeply from the goblet of life.

So I thought to myself, girl, whatever that is, it's going to wait for you.

Go ahead and get dressed.

I got dressed and headed out there, stopped in the laundry room on my way for a roll of paper towels and some cleaning spray.

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