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Hey everyone, welcome to this week's Edis.

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And in Ed and Eddnettisode, that's us.

Hey, I'm Demi, and welcome to the episode.

I'm Hayden.

Welcome to the episode.

Today we're doing hooves.

No, hooves. No, hoops.

I love hooves.

I watch. I watched a video the other day of a horseshoe cleaning where they like took the horseshoe off of the horse and it was really like, I know they can't feel it. Like it's just fingernails, but I was like, really bad to see it. They scrape it out? I hate that. It gives me the same, it feels, it's the same sort of vibe to me as when you go to the dentist and they scrape your teeth. It feels like that. Yeah. Yeah. And like also because they're like using this little crowbar to like get the horseshoe off before they're doing it. It's like you can see it sort of, you know, like when you see someone like opening a like a crate or something yeah it's like kind of pulling the nails out

yeah yeah like the number one rule of horse is do not stand behind a horse and yes you have to

literally pick up the killing implement of horse and you're like oh I'm just going to put tools on

it 10 simple rules for shoeing my teenage horse. Yeah, get behind it and hammer nails into it. That'll be fine. Into its legs. Into its legs. We promise it can't feel it. My favourite joke from, I reckon, all of Australian television I've ever seen is the Sean McAuliffe one. It was a sign-off for one of the shows he did where he was like,

and remember, a horse is the only animal you can legally hammer an ale into. And I just stuck in my like 14-year-old brain. That's funny. That's really funny. He's so funny. I think I offended him on Twitter recently. What'd you do? I'm quite upset about that. What did you say? I wrote an article about how political satire is completely useless and nobody should do it. Oh, yeah. He retweeted it and said, I couldn't agree more. And I was like, oh, that seems passive aggressive. Oh, I read that as him being like, yeah. I think actually, from what I hear, he actually hates political satire, but he does it so that he can, like, get comedy on the ABC.

Yeah.

That's what I've heard.

But so hopefully it was real.

Well, Sean, if you're listening, get in touch.

Reach out.

Do you reckon Sean McArthur come on this podcast?

I reckon he would. He seems like one of those freaks that is, like, if you ask him, he would come on this podcast? I reckon no. I reckon he would.

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