Hooters, Hitler & Horribleness - Ocean City, Maryland
Small Town Murder
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 77.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
This week, in Ocean City, Maryland, a very pleasant, and upstanding couple runs into a younger couple, while on vaction. Everyone makes friends, and has a good time, but when the upstanding couple end up missing, it seems like a mystery. That mystery is quickly solved, when the killers are caught, trying to steal mechandise from Hooters restaurant. They have more incriminating evidence on them than anyone has ever seen. Will all of the victims body parts ever be found??
Along the way, we find out that when there's an ocean, people don't need much else to do, that when someone names their snake "Hitler", they may have some problems, and that you can never quite clean up all the blood left behind, during a dismemberment!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express. |
| 0:20.5 | Yeah, and Choochoo. Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy. |
| 0:24.8 | Yay indeed. My name is James Petrogalo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. |
| 0:29.8 | Thank you folks so much for joining us today on another absolutely crazy man. This is one of those |
| 0:35.9 | packing 10 pounds into a two pound bag type of |
| 0:39.3 | shit what we got going on here this is going to be wild stuff today before we get to that though |
| 0:44.1 | in case you didn't hear the wednesday announcement would like to say starting next next week |
| 0:50.0 | we're going to be on netflix you got it also now that doesn't change if change. If you like listening on audio, that's what you do. We'll change a goddamn thing. One show note is the show comes out on Monday on Netflix. It is the only time the show will come out on Monday. We're only doing for release date. So, there don't. Got it. No, oh, is that how it's going to be from out? No, that's not. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Yep, exactly. So that's a show note. But thank you guys for making this possible. We really appreciate it. Say one more time. Obviously, we wouldn't be doing that. Oh, it'll be every Monday. Never on a Monday except for this coming Monday. |
| 1:29.7 | That's it. And then it goes back to Wednesday nights, Friday nights, same exact times. Everything's the same. |
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| 3:42.6 | it's Dean Coral Part 2. Oh, boy. We got 27 bodies out of the ground, a dead murderer, and a crazy story to tell, and a connection to John Wayne Gasey also. So that's going to be a wild one. That's patreon.com slash crime in sports. And in addition to all of that, you also get everything we put out, crime and sports, your stupid opinion, small town murder, all ad free with your Patreon. And you get a shout out at the end of the regular show. So that said, that's, I think it's a good deal. Patreon.com slash crime and sports. There we go. Let's get to this. I think it's time, everybody. Let's all clear the lungs. Arms to the sky, everyone. |
| 3:47.6 | And let's all shout. Shut up and give me murder. Let's do this, everybody. Oh, okay. |
| 3:57.8 | Let's go on a trip, shall we? |
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