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Got to be all on the right side.

I got to be all on the right side.

I said in my paycheck called my little ghost.

That's okay.

Now I've got with a man, now I'm not for me.

All on the right side, you got to be hot.

All the hot side.

Hello, beautiful angels.

It's hoop-a-go-goo time, baby.

Time to take all those negatives and turn them into a positive.

Is it hot outside? At least I get to roast myself like a slow-roasted pork in the sun.

Mmm, yummy, yummy, it's barbecue time, and the main course is me. Oh, yeah. You got cheated on? Time to kick him to the curb because the world is opening up

and everyone's about to get weird and horny like a homeschool kid at Victoria's Secret. Oh,

yummy, yummy, let's feel it up. You got head lice? At least you've made some friends. Life's too

short to be a droopy dog. So let's pull ourselves up and let's be happy because we got one life to live baby and it's hoopagoo-go-go-go-go-times. Yes. Yes. That was great. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. I had a little bit of a sad, tingy moment today and I was like, fuck that. I got one life to live as the world turns. And I got up and I was like, I'm going to do a little thing. And I wrote a thing. You got it. You got it. We only have so much time on this spinning rock of monkey meat we call Earth. Joining us today is Jason Sines and Aaron McCown. How are you doing? Thank you for coming to the hope of Cocoa Party.

Oh my God. This is my dream. I didn't know I had. Yeah. It's fun. High energy here.

Yes, it's fun. Rambo's here as well. He's doing good. He's a little exhausted. Rambo had a play date today.

Oh, cute. Me and Julie are leaving town. And so we, him a tester run at a place. I'll let you, you guys got a new dog that looks just like Rambo. Charlie's very cute. Yes, he's so tiny. Yes. Does Charlie have his own Instagram yet? No, but he should if we want to make it. Got to get him down to Rambo. I thought about it just for to make the money that he sucks from us.

You know, make the money back. Gotta get your dog. Sucks. Does he have one? He's got no followers. Well, the trick is you got to get an ugly dog. And that's how you make it in L.A. You're like, hey, what do you do for work? And you're like, my dog's ugly. And you're like, no, wait, what's your job? And they're like, my dog's ugly, you don't get it.

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