Hey everybody. Oh, hello. I'm so happy you're listening to us. Welcome to the brighter side. I'm Amber Nelson.

I'm Ed Larson. How you doing, guys? I love you. You're beautiful. You're so fulky cute.

So we're going to ask you something real quick and silly. We're going to ask you to do a survey. It's easy, less than one minute to do.

And we're only going to ask a couple, you know, really important questions. Dog, your favorite dog growing up. Your mother's address. Because we're going to come say hi to her. No, it's very easy. It's very impersonal. We don't need your email address. We don't need any personal information. You really help the show. Please just go check it out. The link to it's in the show description that she got right there in front of you.

You're staring you right in the face.

Oh, just click on it.

You know you want to.

But we thank you so much for being here and listening to us.

And now on to the brighter side.

Yeah. Oh, the bright side. Got to fall on the right side.

You got to fall on the right side.

I'll spend my paycheck on my blue boots.

That's okay.

Now I'm not to me.

Yeah. On the right side, you got to be in my brighter side.

You got to be on the bright side.

All right, guys, this is the brighter side.

And today we're doing the brighter side of, what is it?

Hoopagoooooooooo do-doo.

You see, you don't even need to know the goddamn name of the fake show that we do. And this is a game that we play. It's our version of Cards Against Humanity. But fuck that game because you don't use your own goddamn creativity. Yeah. So that's what we do here. This is completely free. Play it at home. Enjoy your life. And this one's going to be Oscars theme. Joining us today is the queen of Last Podcast Network. Miss Jackie Zabrowski, how you doing? I am hung over. Yes, you are. Better than being hung on. True. All right. And Amber Nelson, as always. Hi, it's wonderful to be here. I'm so happy.

And Mary Kelly.

That sounds fake, Amber.

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