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Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn and Hanna Svign.

Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with Honest Finney, and we're coming to you from a bar on Hollywood Boulevard, very near the Pantagius Theater. Now, we've agreed not to mention the name. The reason is our topic tonight is hookers, which made me look up prostitute hangouts on Yelp.

Oh, how about Jumbo's Clown room? That's on here. But the number one rated thing for prostitute hangouts in Hollywood is the bar we're in right now. Oh, come on. Just tell us. Well, they might, okay. It's the frolic room. Oh, yeah, the frolic room. You know who I saw there once? I saw Quentin Tarantino in the frolic room.

Was he with a prostitute? I don't think he was. It's right beside the Pantagious Theater. Yeah. And it's actually a really nice bar. Yeah. No, it's, and apparently hand jobs a plenty. Oh, no. That is actually a sign that they have in the window. It says hand jobs are plenty and it's shot, you know, it goes on and off.

It's neon.

And there's a hand and it's shot, you know, it goes on and off.

It's neon.

And there's a hand and it goes off and it goes on. It's like, it's a thing. So that was my first close. So anyhow, hookers. We're talking about hookers tonight, you guys. On behalf of our guest, Mike Schmidt. Mike Schmidt is here. Some of you may know him as a comedian, some know him as a podcaster.

I just know this.

He's a damn nice guy, Honest. He's the real deal. Yes, he is the real deal. I know him as a Bears fan. And therefore, I don't know. Well, you know, he was actually at the Packers game the other night, the Packer Bearer game, that Monday night football game.

Yes, when Aaron Rogers was hurt.

Right. And no matter when you listen to this, Aaron Rogers will probably still be hurt by the time you hear it. Yeah. Well, that's unfortunate. it. But it was kind of fun to see him at the game via Facebook and Twitter because he was, you know, he's very much a, like, you know, the authentic down-home guy.

Well, the thing about the Bears and the Packers is we love to, you know, hate each other and so forth, but we're kind of like relatives. Because you need each other. Yeah, because the Bears and Packers are like the Steelers, who's Jersey you're wearing, like we're real football teams. Right. And then, you know, so we can argue with each other.

And then a guy comes in the bar and goes, I like the Carolina Panthers. And we're like, fuck you. In course. Your team is like two years old. You're not even named after a whole state. It's like two states because you can't make up your fucking mind. Fuck you. So we all get together when we hate the Carolina Pan.

Well, I wore my Pittsburgh Steeler jersey today. States because you can't make up your fucking mind. Fuck you. So we all get together when we hate the Carolina Pan.

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