4.6 • 6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2018
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up everybody? Welcome to Flaker 2. No easy buckets and now since |
0:08.7 | buy assholes water cooler commentary for your sports needs I'm here Andrew |
0:13.1 | Shultz with a cold sore on my fucking chin. It's a heartbeat. I was gonna buy it to a dude like I'm |
0:19.0 | gonna say it was a shaved cut just I'm shaving. You know what's fucked up when you |
0:22.6 | try to lean into your insecurity and then you motherfuckers dump on top of it. What do you think you would do? |
0:26.6 | Listen, don't you know? |
0:30.0 | Cover it first of all it's it's a it's a I just saw you looking at it in the fucking camera on your phone |
0:45.0 | That's a that's a confident I went on a date. Oh yeah with this shit last night. Did you guess? |
0:56.6 | Clarify it's simple x1 alright. I'm so you think |
1:02.6 | Two is that shit on your dick. That's gross. Okay. Yeah simple x1 is just anybody who's ever had a pimple in their lip |
1:08.6 | Yeah cold story. It's literally everybody got it. Maybe not you newly not virgin |
1:15.4 | I heard he's free and you don't know simple x1 or two you ain't taking no tests |
1:20.3 | No, I did when I went with you to get an AIDS test fucking 10 years ago |
1:24.2 | Michael Blosset |
1:26.2 | Went with Andrew to get an AIDS test and we were open these steps and an STD test |
1:30.7 | What would I go to get an AIDS test because it's the only ST that matters not |
1:35.3 | You I remember you say I remember you say the doctor shouldn't have told you you didn't have AIDS up top cuz then you stop caring |
1:45.2 | But but blower now we're openly rooting for Andrew to have AIDS. It's funny thing |
1:54.2 | This now what the I told y'all what happened is I'm in there and then person goes okay Hector's gonna administer your HIV test and I go |
2:03.4 | Doctor Hector |
2:10.4 | The first name fucking a nurse a man nurse was the one that did the HIV but I passed so |
2:17.4 | Did he go through the false false negative stop it son did he go through the first exit of the back |
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