You may have heard about people's postcode lottery, and often wondered how does it work.

Playing is simple.

You sign up for a monthly subscription of 12 pounds, guaranteeing you entry into every draw,

and your ticket is your postcode.

Prizes are one every day, including millionaire street, where one lucky postcode wins a share

of 1 million pounds every Saturday.

Also at the end of the month, players in one postcode area win a share of a minimum

of 3.2 million pounds.

A minimum of 33% of every ticket goes to charities and good causes across Great Britain and beyond,

with a staggering 1.1 billion pounds raised so far.

So for a chance to win, sign up before midnight on the 24th of August to play in the September

Draws, and the next winning postcode could be yours.

Now this is a thought pattern that I sympathize with.

It is a very common route to take to accuse the servants of fevery.

I would blame the sea rats as well if I had given it a good look.

I would have thought there can be no other outcome than a sea rat stealing this.

Now this way I have to say about the golden girls though.

I don't think they're too fucking bright because I think it's Laurie that says,

I don't know where it is.

Hey, do you people have any cameras around here filming anybody?

Yeah.

Just 32.

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