Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the froth. A place to let your brain slip into something more comfortable, a

spar break for the mind. Are you sitting frothily?

Then we'll begin. I'm comedian husband Rod Gilbert I'm comedy right in white shamp

That's Rosie a dog and this is

Rosie a, and this is the froth.

This week's podcast was recorded in our basement in London.

And our special guest is Barry Castagnola who joins us remotely.

Be warned, there is some occasional fruity language and content.

The headlines this week.

Hush, puppy. Noisy dog, honks car horn.

Feed the birds, feed the birds.

Stuppin, stupin, stupin, stupin's a bahin. Feed the birds stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and so bag

plus a hundred and fifty pound fine reduced to 120 pounds if you pay within ten days

woman is honked off when she's fined 120 quid for feeding vegan sausage rolls to pigeons in Manchester's Piccadilly Gardens.

Lloyd Langford's horn is well and truly honked when we wake him up again, this time at

321 a.m. just to see if he's tried the aforementioned vegan sausage rolls.

spoiler alert, he hasn't.

Poor Lloyd.

Poor Lloyd. Poor Lloyd.

And Barry's Mammy and honk the horn of their mini-moke jeep and head to Brighton for another honking

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