HONEY MUMMIES AND SUGAR-GLAZED GRANDPA: The Sweet Tasting Side of Better Health Through Cannibalism
Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, True Crime, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved
Darren Marlar
4.6 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
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ABOUT WEIRD DARKNESS: Weird Darkness is a true crime and paranormal podcast narrated by professional award-winning voice actor, Darren Marlar. Seven days per week, Weird Darkness focuses on all thing strange and macabre such as haunted locations, unsolved mysteries, true ghost stories, supernatural manifestations, urban legends, unsolved or cold case murders, conspiracy theories, and more. On Thursdays, this scary stories podcast features horror fiction along with the occasional creepypasta. Weird Darkness has been named one of the “Best 20 Storytellers in Podcasting” by Podcast Business Journal. Listeners have described the show as a cross between “Coast to Coast” with Art Bell, “The Twilight Zone” with Rod Serling, “Unsolved Mysteries” with Robert Stack, and “In Search Of” with Leonard Nimoy.
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IN THIS EPISODE: Of all the instances of cannibalism found in human history, no one quite practiced it like some in China used to. In these cases, cannibalism came in the form of eating mellified flesh for medicinal purposes. In 16th century China, mellification was a way for elderly people nearing the end of their lives to donate their body to science. The idea, originally derived from an Arabic recipe, was that they could turn their bodies into medicine that would be ingested by their descendants to alleviate ailments like broken bones. The process of mellification was a gruesome one. In short, it consisted of very slowly turning one’s body into a mummified human candy bar. And that’s not even the worst part — for mellification to be the most effective, the process started while the person was still alive.
CHAPTERS & TIME STAMPS (All Times Approximate)…
00:00:00.000 = Lead-In
00:01:10.417 = Show Open
00:02:28.924 = And Mellified Man For Dessert
00:04:27.887 = Honey, I’m Dead
00:09:57.010 = Sugar-Glazed Grandpa
00:16:02.121 = Better Health Through Cannibalism
00:27:31.137 = Self-Mummification
00:30:39.753 = Corpse Medicine
00:39:58.915 = Show Close
SOURCES AND RESOURCES FROM THE EPISODE…
“And Mellified Man for Dessert” by Katie Serena: https://tinyurl.com/rjwv5cw
“Honey, I’m Dead” by Paul Salopek: https://tinyurl.com/wz23h9d
“Sugar-Glazed Grandpa” by Brent Swancer: https://tinyurl.com/w2mqzyp
“Self-Mummification” from Stranger Remains: https://tinyurl.com/w795gxp
“Better Health Through Cannibalism” by Natalie Zarrelli: https://tinyurl.com/tsqhqbl
“Corpse Medicine” by Maria Dolan: https://tinyurl.com/y6spcbcb
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Originally aired: September, 2020
EPISODE PAGE at WeirdDarkness.com (includes list of sources): https://weirddarkness.com/CorpseMedicine
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| 0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
| 0:06.8 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain |
| 0:13.0 | that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching |
| 0:18.7 | their peak in the afternoon. |
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| 0:35.5 | They've been here for thousands of years, making their presence known in the shadows. |
| 0:39.1 | They might be seen by a lonely motorist on a deserted road late at night, or by a frightened and confused husband in the bedroom he is sharing with his |
| 0:44.6 | wife. Perhaps the most disconcerting part of this phenomenon boils down to this question. |
| 0:51.6 | Has the government been aware of their presence all along and is covertly |
| 0:56.5 | working with them towards some secret end? In the audiobook, Rungs of Disclosure, what once was |
| 1:03.6 | fringe is now reality. While listening, you'll meet regular people just like you, who have |
| 1:09.7 | encountered something beyond |
| 1:11.4 | their ability to explain. You'll also hear from people of great faith and deep religious |
| 1:16.4 | belief who continue to have these strange and deeply unsettling encounters. Author, L.A. |
| 1:23.1 | Marzuli explores these ongoing incidents to discover the answers to these questions. |
| 1:28.5 | Who are they? |
| 1:30.6 | What do they want? |
| 1:32.4 | And why are they here? |
| 1:35.4 | Can you handle the truth? |
| 1:38.2 | Listen to this audiobook, if you dare. |
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