4.7 • 606 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2023
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, it's me a scorpion, and I'm a wizard. |
0:20.0 | Oh, I sting you. Sting you, tiny Jake. Sting you, tiny. It's me a scorpion, and I'm a wizard. |
0:21.7 | Oh, I sting you. |
0:23.8 | Sting you, tiny chick. |
0:26.4 | Sting you, tiny chick of my tail. |
0:29.9 | And it's me, auntie. |
0:32.0 | The aunt, you love. |
0:34.5 | I have to die now. |
0:35.6 | I'm dying. Yeah, get wrecked. |
0:36.8 | Get wrecked by my scorpion tail, you little fucking, you little aunt, whatever. |
0:42.2 | Cry about it. |
0:43.7 | Cry about the death of a single aunt. |
0:46.9 | Man, we could have picked one of the kids, one of the adults. |
0:49.8 | There's so many lines we could have chosen to open this up with. |
0:52.6 | Wayne Zelensky, Zelenskyu. |
0:55.4 | What's his name? |
0:56.4 | Is it the same as the Korean president? |
1:00.1 | Is that actually? |
1:02.5 | Of, uh, uh, Berrushnikov. |
1:05.2 | Oh, I'm sorry. |
1:06.1 | I thought you're talking, Berushnikov. |
1:07.1 | I am Wayne Zelensky, the most negligent parent in the entire world. |
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