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🗓️ 17 March 2025
⏱️ 126 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm walking down 3rd Street yesterday. |
0:02.7 | And what should I spy with my little eye in front of me? |
0:06.4 | But this raccoon just in the middle of the day. |
0:12.1 | It was 3 p.m. |
0:14.2 | No. |
0:15.1 | And this raccoon, by the way, you might think mangy. |
0:17.6 | You might think you might think thin. |
0:19.6 | No, this was a fat raccoon, which did |
0:21.7 | make it cute. New York City doesn't have thin raccoons. New York City has, has two types of |
0:27.9 | raccoons, fat and muscular. Yes, and this raccoon, like, it looked like a drag queen that was |
0:32.9 | padded for the gods, like just swinging his or her or their hips right down third street real raccoons |
0:40.7 | have curves pa that's right and like look do not approach raccoons on the street but i was like you go |
0:46.3 | girl from a far distance i was like work she started to twerk she was like oh she was starting to work it |
0:53.1 | she made them cheeks clap uh--huh. Yes, she did. Yes, she did. My college roommate instilled a fear of God of raccoons into me. The first time we were in Central Park and we saw one, I was like a dumb Florida kid who'd never really been around raccoons. Sure. Oh, pretty pretty bird. |
1:15.2 | And my college roommate who grew up in Ohio was like, get away from it. |
1:15.7 | It's feral. |
1:19.7 | It is not Ranger Rick. |
1:21.9 | It will rip your face off with a supposable thumbs. |
1:23.4 | It can get it to your house. |
1:26.6 | Meanwhile, I was like, take a selfie with me. |
1:40.9 | Hey, I'm Paul. |
1:41.7 | And I'm Erica. |
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