Honey Don't with Mattie Lubchansky

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2025

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

Honey Don’t? Honey probably shouldn’t have. But that’s okay, because Honey, we’re gonna talk about it anyway! Writer and illustrator Mattie Lubchansky joins us to close out our Coens series with Ethan and Tricia’s latest offering from earlier this year. How do we feel about Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza as performers? How do we feel about Chris Evans’ “year of trying stuff”? How do we feel about the threatened third film in this Lesbian B-Movie trilogy, “Go Beavers!”? Well, honey, you’ll just have to listen to find out. Plus - stay tuned after this episode to hear our introduction to The Hudsucker Proxy from our screening at Friend of the Fest at the American Cinematheque! ⁠Read Mattie's books⁠ ⁠Check out Mattie's Wife Jaya's writing⁠ ⁠Check out Slow Xmas 5 Sign up for Check Book, the Blank Check newsletter featuring even more “real nerdy shit” to feed your pop culture obsession. Dossier excerpts, film biz AND burger reports, and even more exclusive content you won’t want to miss out on. Join our Patreon for franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us @blankcheckpod on Twitter, Instagram, Threads and Facebook! Buy some real nerdy merch Connect with other Blankies on our Reddit or Discord For anything else, check out BlankCheckPod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	She only blackjack with Griffin and David
0:05.0	Blank Jack with Griffin and David
0:09.0	Don't know what to say or two expect
0:12.0	All you need to know is that the name of the show is blank check
0:18.0	She only has two desires, and one of them is podcast.
0:26.4	And what's the actual answer?
0:27.8	Justice.
0:29.0	And so the idea is that the other desire is sex with women?
0:32.6	I would say the human vagina.
0:36.3	Episodes over.
0:37.9	We're done. That's what this movie is about. Great to be on, guys. That's what they're so much. About. I'll see you next time. I guess so. Your letterbox log. You know what? I'm already pumping the brakes at any statement that's like, that's what this movie is about. Your letterbox log for this movie was just the word boobies. and I would push back on that and say, this movie is more about vaginas than it is about
0:57.7	movies.
0:58.1	I think it has some naked breasts right.
1:00.6	But I think that's a very surface reading.
1:03.0	Including Chris Evans.
1:03.9	That's a surface reading.
1:04.9	I'm not denying it has naked breasts, but I think it's about vaginas.
1:08.8	Wow.
1:09.0	This is a, the most our listenership will, like, crash in the first five minutes. I'm pointing at the stands, I'm hitting a home run. This is our best episode ever. It's like pointing at the stance, you don't even hit a foul ball. You, like, hit the bat into your face somehow. Honey don't, but blank check do. That's what I'm saying. This is our best episode ever.
1:29.9	This is our last...
1:32.1	Episode ever?
1:33.0	Episode ever.
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