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My Megan Markle, Count your days.

Count your days.

I had some content planned.

And by content, I literally mean like a video, a real, a picture.

I had some content planned around literally me enjoying her tea and her apricot jam the signature apricot jam and tell me how

this heffa and I mean this in an endearing way, this heifer done oversold,

oversold her damn products.

And I got a message and email saying that basically I will not be getting my damn hibiscus well no I'm getting the Hibiscus tea

because I got the Hibiscus tea but I'm not going to be getting the jam and this isn't even like

the jam the strawberry jam or raspberry jam or the jam that everyone has been like waiting on.

This is literally her brand new apricot jam and I was in line.

I was in line literally one minute after this shit dropped.

Okay.

Do you understand oh the way i have an attention span of like a hamster i literally just saw this this um this picture that said that simon from elvin of the chipmunks

died at 27.

And I'm like, wait, oh my God.

And then I realized that he wasn't a person.

He was a chipmunk.

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