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🗓️ 26 February 2019
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In which the most trusted man in the state of Kentucky disappears with tobacco sacks full of the state treasury, and John and Ken discover which prominent U.S. government official is almost always a Latina. Certificate #23421.
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0:00.0 | Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch. |
0:10.0 | He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection. |
0:15.0 | Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right. |
0:19.0 | All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. |
0:23.0 | Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge. |
0:26.0 | Piando Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. |
0:41.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can |
0:46.0 | only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
0:51.3 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this |
0:55.6 | monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
0:58.9 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
1:05.0 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, |
1:11.0 | this is our legacy to you. |
1:13.4 | This is our time capsule. |
1:15.4 | This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 596.EX 2208. |
1:50.8 | Certificate number. 2. 2. 4.21. |
1:55.0 | Honest Dick. Don't you hope that whoever the listeners of the future are that they are ruled by good and just and wise men or giant spider crabs or warrior queens or whoever. |
2:28.0 | Unless they're a true hive collective they will have some kind of leadership. Even a Hive has a Queen. |
2:34.4 | Well it's true although does an Aspen have a Queen? |
2:38.4 | Yeah, yeah, the Queen Aspen. She's the only one that can reproduce the other aspens bring her different kinds of jellies and lichens. |
2:48.0 | I learned yesterday that an ant queen, just a regular ant queen queen can live for 30 years. |
2:55.6 | 30 years? Yeah. The other ants come and groom her and take away her |
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