Homo-lympics
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking at San Bernardino |
| 0:21.3 | International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, |
| 0:26.3 | Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:31.3 | No judgment. It's K. Rock. We're Klein Alley's show. We do have tickets to give away right |
| 0:34.4 | though. A four pack of tickets to FC Barcelona, Legends, Real Madrid, legends happening BMO Stadium on Sunday. |
| 0:41.3 | And it's time for another round of our Olympics. |
| 0:44.1 | You know, started this week with the Hohlympics, and then it was the OZempics, and then the Do Olympics. |
| 0:48.8 | And here we are now ready for your stories of things about you that make you just even a little bit homo according to |
| 0:56.5 | ali the homolympics yeah we like to call them rainbow flags there are just a few indicators |
| 1:02.7 | that hey maybe you are straight maybe you're mostly straight maybe you're half and half maybe you're |
| 1:08.6 | just kind of in a gray area now. |
| 1:11.1 | There's a lot of wiggle room these days. |
| 1:13.0 | One time I asked Allie, get me. She said, I'm going to Starbucks. What can I get you? I said, iced coffee, little almond milk, a couple of splendos. And she goes, whoa. I believe you even wanted oat milk at one point. Is that what I said? Oat milk? yeah, that's, well, you're right. |
| 1:25.4 | Whatever's creamier, right, Klein? |
| 1:26.6 | That's exactly right. |
| 1:27.7 | So clearly I'm going to win this thing, but anyone can go ahead and lock in with whatever the reason may be, and you are welcome to join us in these home Olympic games. I think also the fact that you cried because you cut your finger earlier this week. I didn't cry because they cut my finger. I sliced my entire thumbprint off on a razor blade. |
| 1:45.0 | And then he showed it to me and I couldn't even see it. It was microscopic. Paper cut. Oh my god, he was rewrapping it like it was a... The thing bled not. 48 hours the blood wouldn't stop. Oh, stop it. He's like, I can feel my pulse. I can feel my pulse in it. I said I could feel my bone is what I could say what I said. |
| 2:01.4 | You've got to feel a bone with that reaction. |
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