Hey, it's Tony. If you're hearing this, it means that Nigel has flushed the mouse and forgot to have me record something new.

So who knows who our guests will be today? Maybe Mick Jagger, Sandy Kofax, Dally Lama, long hit her the

Lama. Probably not, but I guess you'll have to tune in to find out. But first, let's keep the sales weasels happy.

Previously on the Tony Cornhizer show. Now you've got to understand this is the holiday season. Everything's 50% off in a pro shop, everything. I go, how much is that? You want to take a shot at how much this is? With the pro shop discount or the list price? List price. List price, I'm going $150. I'll go $75. Okay, you both underbid. It's $180. So that is jolting. But thanks to my son and his friends, I have shop credit. What would I say, Michael, I got about $250 worth of the shop credit. You'd have hundreds given all the holiday tournaments that you play him. No, I...

And with that vanity handicap years.

This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornhizer show.

Let's just stay with golf briefly here, just briefly, because ESPN is putting out all the ads for the TGL series, you know, that indoor golf that I found attractive and easy to watch in the winter and Wilbon couldn't stand. You got a new green complex. Yeah, so it all looks, it all looks good. And a new stinger hole. Yeah, what, you know, what does that mean, a stinger hole where you tee off without a driver?

No, it's going to be a tiger hole where they're going to try and force you to play a stinger shot off of the tea.

Thank you for mentioning Tiger because they mention Tiger in all the ads. They say, more Tiger.

Today is Tiger's 50th birthday. And I ask my son, do you think he will play in senior events? I think he will play there eventually, but if you are the PGA tour, do you want him playing in senior events? As soon as you get him out there playing 54 holes in a cart, you devalue everything that you've been trying to build up over the last couple years, right? So do you think that they will intercede and go to Tiger and say,

please don't do this because it hurts all of us?

I don't think they have to intercede.

I think he is in contact enough with the power players.

And frankly, his recovery process is so far delayed, you know,

compared to the others that he's only chipping and putting.

And he is very,

very intentionally tried to quiet down any talk of him playing. Yes, he's not going to play soon,

but he is now eligible to play in these events. They don't pay nearly as much as the PGA tour.

They don't have any particular prestige. But if Tiger plays in them, things change, right, Michael?

Again, this is what I was saying last week with Brooks Cappica.

Those of us who watch golf, it's such an aging demo.

You have a younger group of viewers who'd actually rather watch influencers play on YouTube,

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