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The Political Orphanage

Homelessness, and Our Stupid Solutions

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Comedy, News, Politics

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

What are the dumb ways we try but fail to solve homelessness, or even make it worse? In this episode we cover:
 
* Economics
* Housing Policy
* Elizabethan History
* Mental Health
* Really stupid zoning laws
 
In hopes of coming up with better solutions to the current homeless situation in the United States.
 
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and

0:05.0

welcome to the political orphanage, a home for Pucky Miss Fitz and time travelers. I'm Andrew Heaton and today we're

0:18.0

going to talk about homelessness but I want to show you something before we get into

0:22.4

all of that. Here,

0:23.6

Hop in my time traveling 13 foot fiberglass camper,

0:27.4

we're going to journey back to Elizabethan England.

0:30.4

Trust me, this is all pertinent to the program.

0:33.0

Okay, here we are.

0:37.0

In 1600 England.

0:40.0

If you talk to a local, you will soon discover just how wildly, dangerously overpopulated everybody thinks it is.

0:48.0

Now to us, living in the future as we do, what with our air conditioning and polio vaccines and a

0:54.7

magical rectangle you can listen to me through while driving in your

0:57.5

horseless carriage. Overpopulation of 16th century England sounds quaint, if not observed.

1:04.0

There are 56 million people bumping around England in 2022,

1:08.0

all drinking tea and sweeping chimneys or whatever English people do.

1:13.0

In 1600, there are a mere 4 million people in England, just 4 million people.

1:19.0

In our time, 2022, the population density of England is over a thousand people per square mile.

1:25.0

In 1561, the average density is less than 60.

1:29.0

And yet, all these witch-hanging bumpkins think their country is dangerously over-populated, comical.

1:35.6

Silly old English people thinking their island was overcrowded.

1:38.5

Or is it silly? Let's consider England's massive, crazy unprecedented population explosion of 4 million people in terms of pace.

1:50.0

In 1520, there are only 2 million people in England.

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