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Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hanson.

This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

Now in each episode of the luxury podcast, William and I will tackle an area of life that we think you should upgrade, sorting the onslaus from the higher synths, advising the nation in gracious living.

So, William, what are we going to talk about today?

Well, we are going to revisit a topic we did discuss in a previous life, but we're going to discuss it at longer length and also take our bucket heads questions. We're talking about security.

One of my favourite topics. Indeed. It's a very important topic to be protected around the home.

Protection is very important. Not enough people spend money on security in my view.

No. And I have been telling people left, right and centre, about the weapon, because you have

told us previously on this podcast, you're tooled up. I am told up. And how it is important to have a

weapon that you can explain away, should the burglar die.

For new listeners, would you just like to recap this piece of advice?

We're starting right with weaponry, are we? I think so. I thought we'd build up to weaponry,

but if you want to go straight in there, no. So you should always have a weapon and you should have a weapon

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