Oh, God damn it. The audio is wrong. Hold on. Hold on everybody.

All right. There we go. Welcome in everybody to the Rob Gucci show.

This is actually supposed to be a Patreon episode, but I am putting that on hold until a little bit later today.

And the reason why a lot of the times I record the Patreon episode in my car,

because it's a change of scenery and it's not on video.

So I just cruise around with a microphone and talk.

Actually, I forget the topic this week on Patreon.

Jamie, pull that up. And if you don't know,

you guys run the Patreon show. You tell me what to talk about. You force me to talk about it.

And I have no other choice but to talk about it. I think it was something about, oh, the topic this week on Patreon with

How did you find out Santa wasn't real?

And you wrote in about that.

And then I guess I'm going to tell everybody how I found out.

I was interrogating my mom in the laundry room about it.

And like, so I only have one parent that's a good person.

So my mom was like, I think on her own with hiding the presents or whatever.

And I found those fucking things a couple times.

And then I was like, oh, there's people in the chat.

That's cool.

I found those presents a couple of times.

One time was under the staircase in the shitbox I grew up in so there wasn't much.

There wasn't many places to put the presents in that house.

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