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🗓️ 22 November 2021
⏱️ 90 minutes
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0:00.0 | Thanksgiving is upon us. It is. Paul, I am grateful for this podcast. Aw, and I'm grateful for you. |
0:07.1 | I give thanks. I give thanks for this friendship. All right, Paul, speaking of Thanksgiving, |
0:12.9 | top three Thanksgiving foods go. For sex? Who is having sex on Thanksgiving? You got to have it in the morning. It's got to be in the morning. It's for your workout. You got to burn the calories before you hit the 2 p.m. eating hour. I can't even begin to think about like post- Thanksgiving meal anything, much less sex. You just have to lie there. Which, I mean, for some people, that sex. |
0:38.2 | It's true. Fair. Top three Thanksgiving foods, you got your stuffing. Yeah, also sex act. Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. My family always makes homemade tortellini. Whoa. So that's, we make it once a year. Leveling up. And that's Thanksgiving. |
0:34.2 | And then, I don't know if you know this, but in my family, the proper number of pies for like a 10 person Thanksgiving is 10 pies. |
1:00.2 | Yeah, 10. |
1:00.8 | Yeah, 10. |
1:01.2 | You got to have a pie for everyone. |
1:02.1 | Yeah, so it's pie. |
1:03.0 | Pie is number one. |
1:03.8 | Pie is number one. |
1:04.7 | Excellent. |
1:05.2 | Well done. |
1:05.7 | Okay. |
1:05.9 | I also love a good stuffing. Uh-huh. Who doesn't? As we all know. We have some Cuban side dishes at ours generally. So there's usually like a black bean and rice option as well and a fried plantain option. But I go straight for those mashed potatoes. Got to get them mashed. Got to get that mashed taters? Those mashed taters. Number three, this is going to shock everyone. I actually love turkey. |
1:27.7 | I am the American. |
1:29.0 | I'm the one. |
1:29.7 | I am the one person who enjoys turkey. |
1:32.9 | It's me, this guy. |
1:34.9 | Who's got two thumbs and loves turkey? |
1:36.7 | This guy. |
1:39.4 | Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. |
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