May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

Trains, now on Uber. T's called this not because I literally know nothing, but because it's all about the moment

in the week when I have to sit down and write my column but have absolutely no idea what to write

it about. Which is where my wife Esther comes in, who, having read all the papers whilst I take the kids to school,

always has half a dozen ideas picked out for me when I get back to be discussed at the kitchen

table over a nice cup of coffee. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Here he is.

Oh,

Oh, Oh,

Here he is. Is. Oh, I'm not.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no. Oh, hi!

Oh, great. Oh, few. Sorry, I was having some, I was calling you and you were calling me and it was...

So this is a bit weird, isn't it, Giles? This is quite weird. I think it's very clear early on that we make it clear to our

listeners that I am not in the kitchen. No, and it's quite odd because you sort of

are in the kitchen because you're on a

face time call on my laptop. But as it stands I am in Bavaria blowing some

food off my laptop because it's my lunch break and I'm filming but the thing is we just got fed up with

having these gaps in the podcast because everyone says oh it's a podcast you have to

be every week people expect you to be there you can't go on holiday so

although I have to be here in Bavaria filming a show about

hotel to the BBC we wanted to do a podcast. So here I am. It's my lunch break in the

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