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🗓️ 8 January 2022
⏱️ 105 minutes
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What's the difference between Ohio and Oahu? This episode doesn't take place in Ohio. Yay! This one has language, and language barriers, and barriers, and intruders over those barriers. And it gets shootey. And in the happy ending, men are from Venus, and women are from Mars.
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0:00.0 | This is the 911 cold spot guest with the operator and his senior assistant, Jack Lomona. |
0:26.0 | He's someone entering my house. Do you know who they are? He said he's named them. He said South Africa. |
0:34.0 | Oh hi, Lena. Sorry, I caught you right right here lighting your cancer stick. Sorry. How are you? |
0:46.0 | I'm doing pretty good. I'm doing pretty good yourself. I got, I didn't get COVID, then I got COVID, then I didn't get it, then I got it. |
0:54.0 | We talked about that at length in the uncut cut. |
0:58.0 | Yep, so that's summary of my life lately. It did take me out last week, but I also kind of justified it as a holiday week since I had actually put something out during the holiday week that most podcasters don't put stuff out. |
1:12.0 | Oh yeah, so now that I like getting sick. This gives you an excuse. I mean, not COVID dead sick, but I mean, I like to get sick. |
1:23.0 | Get sick, because, because me excuse to be as lazy as I almost always am. |
1:29.0 | Yeah, that's exactly mine. I'm laying in bed. I'm like, oh my gosh, literally this happened. |
1:35.0 | Part one, I'm laying in bed sweating through all my sheets and everything. I look at my wife, who's a machine and she's the super rumba and she never stops. |
1:45.0 | She's always got some, she just, she just, and there's no guilt about her anything. She's just very, very active. |
1:53.0 | Yeah. And she comes buzzing through the room and she's leaving the room and kind of, and when she moves about, I like to, like in my mind, pretend it's that Jetson's noise. |
2:05.0 | You know, it's just like that. I mean, she's coming back through the room. She makes eye contact with me and I'm like, I feel so terrible just being here in bed. |
2:14.0 | She looks me in the eyes and goes, it's not really changing my life much at all, because usually you're like out in the studio or napping anyway. |
2:25.0 | And then in my, she leaves and we're both shocked only, that's fine. And then she leaves and I'm like, oh, am I not really a contributor to the family? |
2:34.0 | Like, like, like, could her life wouldn't change? And so the next day I bring that up. I'm like, so your life kind of wouldn't change if I just like died. |
2:43.0 | And she's like, shut up. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she's like, you know, I wasn't saying that. I was like, you're right. I just got emotional for a second. |
2:54.0 | Right. Same thing happens with me because my girl will works four days on three days off now. So when she's at work, I'm like, I took them home and there are a lot of the chores won't be done. |
3:07.0 | Like, well, I'm busy with the kids, right? And then when she's home, I'm working and she's doing everything. And obviously still busy with the kids. Right. |
3:17.0 | So yeah, it's a conundrum. It really is because I got super sick. And then she got super sick. And so that means everything shuts down. Like they don't produce the Jetsons when she's sick. |
3:30.0 | It just isn't a show that gets produced at all. Nothing happens. The robots in the corner, the whole family just dies in their little bubble and space. |
3:38.0 | And so I'm like charged with doing all the things in the house and everything. And I'm frustrated the whole day because as I'm following around my two little daughters and just trying to keep the mess from being a mess and everything. |
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