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Podcast 1 presents The Doctor and Mrs Guinea Pig Show with Heather and Terry Dubrow.

Does it work or is it a crock?

No worries, Dr and Mrs. Guinea pig are on the case.

This is Dr and Mrs. Guinea Pig.

I'm Heather Dubrow.

And I'm Dr. Terry Dubro. Hey,

Hey, honey, how are you? Good. Say it. I'm tired. That's going to be part of our opening.

This is Dr. Miss Guinea-B, Heather Ibrough. You know what it reminds me of?

You know that movie The Kids Watch Up? Remember that movie Up? Yes. My elbow hurts. I'm hungry. I have to go to the bathroom.

Yeah. I actually don't have to go to the bathroom. Yeah, I actually don't have to go to the bathroom,

but other than that, my elbow does hurt and I am hungry.

Does your elbow hurt for real?

No.

Just like to say that.

Do you know what Diet Natalie is doing?

What? Oh my God. The Keto Diet. Terry did you just send me a picture of you?

This is a little meta. Okay. I'm gonna save that.

Get your mic down a little bit. Why are you too loud? Your ears or your my ears?

We're good. Good. Good. So why do birds suddenly up here? You know it's so funny I'll call Terry and sing.

And leave that in voicemail.

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