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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Holy Mohel-y: LIVE from DCM 21

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2019

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Danielle Schneider, Craig Rowin, Chad Carter, Mary Holland, Paul Rust, Tim Meadows, and musical guest Radical Face join Matt Besser LIVE from the 21st annual Del Close Marathon! They perform scenes about a Mother’s Day ruined by injury, panning for gold at a dinner party, and a water park that runs out of napkins. Plus, an uneventful hurricane disappoints survivors, a ghost tour starts with the lowliest ghosts, and Union soldiers share why they got into the war. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/IMPROV code: IMPROV) and Raycon (www.buyraycon.com/improv).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Impro For Humans Live at the Del Close Marathon

0:06.0

Hey everybody, welcome Improver Human! Yeah. Welcome to a proper human. That's me.

0:14.0

That's me.

0:15.0

Welcome to a improper humans.

0:21.0

That's me. Welcome to a proper humans.

0:23.0

The best one that's me.

0:25.0

Who's this next to me?

0:26.0

Oh my God, Danielle Schneider.

0:28.0

Daniel Schneider.

0:30.0

Oh, Craig Rowan, Chicago Carter, Mary Holly and Paul Wilson, Tim Meadows, give him a hand

0:37.9

boat.

0:38.9

Thank you, Humons the only guy here at Dell Close Marathon Improv for humans.

0:47.8

Now I just want to launch into this Tim you're probably the only guy here that's besides me that's spent some time with Del Clos.

0:56.0

Do you have a Del Clos, I'm pimping you here, but do you have a Del Clos story?

1:00.0

I do, yes.

1:02.3

And here it goes about that well well I was at second city I did

1:09.3

herald and stuff and Dale became a director Second City and so he requested to have his own cast of people.

1:18.0

And so he brought me and Farley and David Pasquoise and Holly Whartel, Joe Murray into the cast.

1:27.0

And so we were doing this show and I did the opening and I would welcome the audience to the show and I would say this show is directed by Dale Close and then people will clap a little bit and then we start to show.

1:43.1

And then one evening after, he was giving us notes afterwards and he goes,

1:47.8

metals, you don't have to say my name as if it's Charlton Heston.

1:53.2

They want to announce it.

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