Holmes Went to Clown College

So True with Caleb Hearon

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Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 975 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Oh, we got a REAL treat for y'all. This week's guest is one of Caleb's best friends in the entire world, the hilarious Holmes! Holmes and Caleb talk about what's going on with doctors, their trips around the world, their unique party trick, and so much more. Join our Patreon for exclusive bonus content! https://patreon.com/SoTruePodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkSee Caleb Live on Tour! https://calebhearon.kom...

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0:00.0	Can you tell him changing a little? No, not yet.
0:02.0	I'm so fucking busted.
0:08.0	Oh my god, ever since I did that one DOM audition audition I did one audition where I had to be a
0:14.7	dominant change my entire personality.
0:16.4	It changed my relationship to you. Holmes did one audition for like what was it a TV show
0:20.0	where they were supposed to be like a dominatrix and then all of a sudden I'm like I'm like can you go to dinner
0:23.6	and I they're like no pig you know they're like like they're like we'll hang out
0:27.6	when I say how's that I'm like what has happened like can we undo the audition
0:30.8	shut the fuck out no it was way worse.
0:33.0	I would like ask one girl out to dinner.
0:34.0	I'd be like, I'm a top now.
0:35.0	He'd be like, no, you're being a citizen.
0:37.0	I was being a citizen.
0:38.0	I was like, not my top error.
0:39.0	And I'd be like, literally not your top era.
0:41.0	You're actually not a top. I know that's been hard to. I've been trying to convince myself and then we get to the date and I'm like, I'm like, you better order for us. I'm like being a top in a way that makes them do more work. You're like I'm a top,
0:54.3	shut the fuck up. My, me being a top is being super sweet but calling everyone pigs. Dude,
1:00.4	D. D'hahhahh! Dude, so I was making out with a guy recently, really hot guy, the one I showed you.
1:06.3	They brag, really hot guy.
1:08.3	But I make out with a lot of hot guys.
1:10.0	So don't just, don't make it, see my guy only make out with one hot guy.
1:12.4	He makes out with a lot of hot guys, I don't just don't make it seem like I may make out with one hot guy. He makes out a lot of hot guys, I don't.
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