Holmes Returns
So True with Caleb Hearon
Headgum
4.9 • 975 Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Welcome folks! This week we’re thrilled to bring you the long awaited return of the one and only Holmes! Holmes and Caleb talk about the many deep corners of their friendship, dating profiles, delivery apps, good vs. evil, and so much more!
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Produced by Chance Nichols @chanceisloud
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to Freaky Season. |
| 0:09.2 | Angry Orchard has partnered with Jason Universe this fall to bring some new sweet treats. |
| 0:14.5 | That was my nickname in college. |
| 0:16.6 | And I'm not talking about sweet treats. |
| 0:18.7 | I'm talking about freaky season. |
| 0:20.5 | A new limited edition glow in the dark thriller pack that includes four unique flavors, |
| 0:24.9 | including Blood Orange, inspired by the Jason Voorhees. |
| 0:29.2 | Is that the one with the mask? |
| 0:31.2 | You can get their special collectible Jason crisp apple flavor in 16-ounce and 24-ounce cans. |
| 0:37.1 | And last but not least, just in time for movie nights, sweet revenge, a 13-minute short vignette that brings Jason back to the screen for the first time in 16 years, directed by Mike P. Nelson, is now available on Angry Orchard's website. |
| 0:51.0 | Grab freaky good cider from Angry Orchard at Angry Orchard.com slash Halloween. |
| 0:55.8 | And hell, while you're there, watch the new Jason vignette, sweet revenge and shop |
| 1:01.9 | the collab merch. |
| 1:03.6 | Holmes and I were at a coffee shop and you were being pretty erratic in like a fun way. |
| 1:08.0 | And I'm happier here. |
| 1:09.8 | For sure. |
| 1:10.2 | But you were being really like extra erratic and I was like, hey, did you take your meds today? Holmes goes, I don't do that anymore. Holmes, what's going on with you? Um, you know, I'm really happy to be here. It's been like a couple years since i saw you last i guess yeah i've been avoiding you found you bitch i've been her how did you how did you how did you find me i mean zoom in in the back of photos you'll see me oh you're back there you'll see me looking at you're back there peering i actually did have coffee with someone yesterday and I was like, I went to college at Florida State and he's like, me too. |
| 1:46.3 | And I was like, and it almost seemed like he knew already. And I was like, did you know me |
| 1:49.3 | before we met up for this, you know? Kind of freaked me out. Did he? He said no, but I couldn't, I didn't believe |
| 1:54.5 | He said no but |
| 1:57.4 | Like I would bring up a memory |
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