From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Failure.

Oh, girl, the world is on fire.

We are back to roast some marshmallows on the Blaze 888-78-98-98-9-1-0.

If you want to be a part of today's episode of Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala,

the ratings came out for the Oscars.

Never a good sign when the entire audience is on Ozambic.

Nobody watched.

It got a little too woke for the common man, as we suspected.

Everything woke turns to...

We'll discuss that on a busy Wednesday episode.

Molly Hemingway is going to be here.

That's a big damn deal from the Federalist.

She is way too classy for the show. But we're going to get into that. We're going to

talk about the back and forth as it pertains to voter ID. We've got a confirmation hearing going on

in the Senate from Mark Wayne Mullen, our good friend who's about to be the DHS, the new face

of DHS, as a matter of fact, which is an interesting way to describe it because Christy Nome had about three new faces, if we're being honest over the... That's true. That is true. But either way you slice it, love it, hate it. You're all welcome to your part of the show. As I said, 888,88, 9, 910. The rules are the same every day.

You could be a Republican on the show. We wouldn't care. You could be a Democrat. We wouldn't be like, how dare you? Get out of here. I'm not an activist. I'm a talk show host. So you're all welcome. Be a Republican. Be a Democrat. Doesn't matter. Just don't be a. Happy Wednesday. If you watch the world baseball classic last night, well, tough ones.

Congratulations. Just don't be a happy Wednesday. If you watch the World Baseball Classic last night,

well, tough one.

Congrats to Venezuela on the win.

Turns out America's a lot better at stealing presidents than we are at stealing bases.

Couldn't get any runs in, save for that two-runner from Bryce Harper late in the game.

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