Hello America and welcome to Will Kane country.

And many of you looking at the screen today going, man, Will looks like a shrunken down

Vin Diesel that morphed into Bruce Willis, and I'm waiting

for him to do karaoke right now.

Not going to happen.

Who am I?

Aaron Berg filling in.

Will is on a well-earned vacation, just taking some downtime.

And as such, I've been asked to fill in today. And what a great day it's going to be.

Many of you on the Northeast are getting ready to lock down for a huge hurricane that's

hitting the more southern part of the northern hemisphere. And then, of course, if you're in

Chicago, you're probably snowed in. Many of you are wondering when those airport lines are

going to give up,

but the Democrats have no intention of doing that. Very exciting today. I am not here by myself,

some lovely friends in the booth. Hello? What's happening? Thanks for coming in. We appreciate you. I'm really excited. I got a brand new suit just for this. I thought it was purple. I was going to go with the grimmest look, but it turns out I'm going

colorblind as my age increases. So it's like a light blue gray. Yeah. We have such an important

week ahead of us because yesterday, of course, the biggest show that nobody

watches, the Oscars was on to give out awards, not just for DEI, but also for great movies,

great performances, great soundtracks. This is the first time that there's ever been a tie

in the Oscars, I believe.

Fascinating.

Some sparklingly amazing humor was not present last night.

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