Hollywood Cringe: Taylor Swift, Ellen, and Brian Cox's Lil Roman
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Taylor
4.4 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. It's me, Cecily, Sneeasie Nobler. I gave myself a nickname and I hope it sticks. That's so cute. |
| 0:39.7 | Thank you so much. It's kind of a dual meaning because I've been sneezing a lot today. Part of me feels like I'm going to regret it because like I'm not going to always be sneezing. It's like, oh, why do you? I don't know. That's the thing that's hard about nicknames. It's like you can get them when you're young and they really fit, you know, but then you outgrow them. |
| 0:58.7 | And you give yourself one just mid podcast and then. By the end of the podcast, you might not even be sneezing. And then what? You know what I mean? Yeah. And then what? That's always the question. Then what? And I'm here with Stephanie Wilder Taylor. And today is kind of becoming one of our favorite little bits, our little skits. |
| 1:03.3 | I call it skits that we do, Hollywood cringe. |
| 1:04.1 | Yes. |
| 1:05.1 | I mean, what the fuck? |
| 1:06.2 | Everybody else is doing it. |
| 1:07.0 | Ours is better. |
| 1:08.5 | We know all this stuff. And we like to put our hot and cold takes. Hot and very cold takes. Sometimes we talk about things that people are like, that's, that's, we're done. We're done with all that. And we say, uh, no, we're not done. We're not nearly done. We have more to say about it. We're never done. We're never going to be done with Scott and Kelly Wolf. That's number one. But I'm going to say something that's not Hollywood related, but as sort of a PSA I want to make. |
| 1:30.8 | And I'm not even joking. Okay. I feel like in this crazy-ass world that can be very mean and everything goes viral and it's just like good and bad, but like a lot of bad. Can we go a little easier on this Phillies, Karen? Because, listen, can I, you know what I'm talking about. Right? Philly's Karen? Okay. So at a baseball game, and I'm going to say it was a Phillies game, but it was a baseball game. Are you talking about the guy that stole the kid's ball? Yeah. Okay. And then no. So what happened was she got the ball. The ball came to her section. She obviously had hands on it. And when people freeze frame that, you can see she got the ball. She's an older lady who loves a Philly. She's a Philly lady, you know? She's a tough chick. She gets the ball. And then a man marches over and man physically sort of violently grabs the ball out of her hand, it looks like, and gives it to his |
| 2:20.3 | son. The son is very happy about that. And then she marches over and she's like, fuck you, give me the |
| 2:24.4 | ball back. There's some back and forth. It's all caught on camera because everything is. And he's like, |
| 2:29.6 | do the right thing. No, it was her ball. And then, okay, she didn't handle it great. It was a bad look for all around. But it made me mad that the world she became, she got fired from her job. Really? She was, yeah, she's plastered all of her magazines. People were so mean to her. She put out like this pretty filly apology that was like, yeah, I mean, I'm sorry about that, but like it was my ball and them's the ropes. Like she was just a tough rod, you know? Mm-hmm. |
| 2:54.8 | And. like this pretty filly apology that was like yeah i mean i'm sorry about that but like it was my |
| 2:51.1 | ball and them's the ropes like she was just a tough broad you know and it rang to me as like just |
| 2:56.6 | total fucking misogyny and it made me really mad why did the guy take the ball did he feel like |
| 3:02.4 | his son got the ball no we you can watch it in slow mo it went to her section he't even in her side. He was like kind of a little bit further over. It went to her section. They all, they all go for it. It's a very dangerous thing that they do. I don't like that part of baseball. So it's on camera. Yeah, it's on camera. And a friend of mine like slowed it down where you can see. And then she's, she's definitely in the area where |
| 3:24.7 | she'd have the ball. It was her, I think is her ball. The dad marches over to the section and just like, like yank, literally yanks it from her hand. Wow. Is what it looks like. You know, we don't know. Right. And that's what it looks like. And then it's like, yeah, I'm the hero to give my kid. It's like, and even the kid is probably like, no, just give it to this old older lady. |
| 3:44.4 | The kid has his whole life. She earned that fucking ball. Like, it makes me mad that people were this mean to this woman. I know she wasn't the best woman in the world. She, like, reminded me of, like, my math teacher from high school who was just, like, very short white hair, not no, like, just a no bullshit kind of lady probably didn't like, she had been a nun, actually. Oh. My teacher. And it was those kind of vibes. Yeah. I don't know if, I don't think Phillies, I don't want to call her Phillies, Karen, but I don't, she, that's what they called her. But that was the vibes. And I just want to say, let's take, like, how she's the Karen, though, if she had the ball first. Yeah, that's not fair. I believe she's good. And I think it's, it could be wrong and maybe, but there's no way if you watch it that he had it first. So like, get the fuck. Stop. And also, not even just him, but the world. |
| 4:34.7 | The world. and maybe, but there's no way if you watch it that he had it first. So like, get the fuck. Stop. |
| 4:32.4 | And also, not even just him, but the world, the world just really, whoof. Really, I don't like that. Yeah. And I kind of want to start a GoFund me for her. Now, I'm not going to do that because I think we can't misuse these. go find. You know, you need them for health and real things, so I don't want to, but I do want to |
| 4:49.2 | express a little, maybe we could all send a nice little message to her, although I think she's off social media, as you would imagine, right now. Yeah. You know what she could use or what all of us could use, what the world could use? Loomy. I knew, I knew what you were going to say. I knew what you were going to say. |
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