Hello, everybody.

As if we didn't already have like enough craziness going on in the world, we thought we do a little cringe, a little Hollywood cringe it up. Yeah. Because there's some shit going down. It's not even just the Charlie Sheen because that's its own. If you did not listen to our part one of the Charlie Sheen doc recap, it brought us more joy than I could have ever imagined, really. It was really good.

It was really good.

You know, this is just because I'm looking at page six right now, but there's a lot of stuff about the Charlie Sheen stuff.

And when you get to part two, they keep ripping this headline that says she's like,

they were desperate.

Denise Richards made Charlie Sheen's hookers white trash sandwiches after actors drug-fueled bender.

That's not really kind of how it was.

It's just so weird how they take it out of context.

She's kind of making fun of herself in the movie, making a sandwich, like as if she's basically going, come on, I wasn't like making

a gourmet meal.

It was like a white trash sandwich.

It was like what she's like making fun of herself.

I agree.

She's like ham and cheese.

You know what I mean?

Are they talking about how Heidi Fleiss calls for call girls cum buckets?

Exactly.

I mean, like, did she learn anything from her birds?

No. No, she did not. Now, tell us, now, we're just going to kind of have a theme today.

I don't know what the rosy story is, but tell us a little bit about Brittany. We're going to go from

Charlie Sheen to Brittany, so we won't, we don't have to say what the theme is. Well, so we talked about

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