Holly Laurent & Greg Hess - Fixing and Laying Pipe

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week Holly Laurent & Greg Hess come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a landlord that pitches their tent in the backyard. The second story is about a porch pirate getting trapped by snow. The final story is about the best excuse for being rude.

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0:30.0	Music does the funny hits and we are gonna take you down.
0:34.8	Stick around, make a sound, underdown, and stomp people down.
0:39.8	Hey, Tony's welcome to another episode of DOOM!
0:42.8	People, town, population you.
0:45.2	Population, Hessleront!
0:46.9	Hessleront, Greg Hess, Holly, Laurent, hi guys.
0:51.0	Hey.
0:51.5	Hello.
0:52.3	I mean, Hessleront does sound like a very high-end brand
0:56.0	that you find at Filing Space.
0:57.9	Yeah.
0:58.8	But you are so happy that it's discounted.
1:01.7	Yeah.
1:02.7	Do you guys have the Hessleront?
1:04.1	Watch it.
1:05.1	Watch it in.
1:06.1	You don't?
1:07.1	I'm sorry.
1:08.1	What ear is this Hessleront?
1:09.1	I'd like to smell the entire bottle.
1:11.3	I'd like to smell the cork.
1:12.7	I'd like to eat the cork.
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