We got to keep on the right side.

You got to keep on the right side.

I said in my paycheck called to find the boost.

That's okay and now I've got to me.

All of the right side. You got to keep on the bright side, you got to be all on the bright side.

We like to think of holidays as a Norman Rockwell painting.

A big smiling family gathered around a turkey or a Christmas tree or a birthday cake.

But what if that holiday isn't always the case? What if some

holidays were pure trash? I'm talking about screaming aunties, fried turkey caught the house on fire,

the Easter bunny turned out to be a pedophile. Oh boy, just the worst. Today we have a special

guest, Grant Gordon, and we're going through a few memorable moments that should have been on a postcard, but turned out to be the death card. Welcome to The Brighter Side. Hi, Amber. That was great. Thank you. I turn on my voice that everyone hates. Yeah, there is a switch, folks, that she actually, a physical switch.

Thank you, for joining for the show. Okay, turn it off. All right.

I was like, I had a friend, and he would just be like, why are you talking like a, like a radio

announcer, like an elevator, like next floor door? It's called okay wish you had it thank you jealous so

positive i am i'm feeling it today so you are a jewish guy from new york kind of kind of i'm i'm

italian and jewish i'm half jewish my dad's jewish mom's italian oh and so technically not jewish

because my mom's vagina wasn't jewish You got to be. Technically confirmed Catholic.

They did send me to that.

So I didn't mean to get all into this.

And my parents were both practicing Buddhists my whole time growing up, too.

Oh, so you had a lot of different holidays.

You just mixed it up.

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